I’m in Rebecca Black’s “Saturday” music video. I made crazy eyes.
i love this blooper
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Tipsy Talk with SprinkleofGlitter - aka the most hilarious video ever (x)
Boop to turn off kitten.
My guinea pig wandered out of my room, and decided he would sleep on the quilt under my mums bed.
I spent like half an hour looking for him only to find this
My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place
guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset
okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat
hOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE